Discards Now With Group Sending

Fire.  The Wheel.  Lawn Darts.  And now the greatest advancement of all...Discards has Group Sending.  Finally, you can manage your Discard contacts and group them for easy multi-sender cards that will delight but mostly annoy.  

Use groups to bundle your work teams, or your family, or your family teams.  It's easy to have many people pile on when congratulating a coworker or your aunt for continuing to live for another year.

But wait, maybe you're too lazy to be that organized.  You can also get a link that can just be sprayed around to randos who aren't even your contacts.  They can sign the card too.  That's crazy.

Mother's Day is coming up.  You likely have a mother.   Maybe you have a wife that's a mother?  It might be funny to send a Mother's Day card to your wife that's not a mother.  We don't know what kind of relationship you have.

Want to send a heartfelt and sincere message to the mother in your life?  Why not send a Discard instead?

It's an April Fools Miracle

Do you groan at the thought of sending another sappy birthday or anniversary card? Do you plow through every card on the Target wall looking for one devoid of all human emotion?  

Are you really going to buy a physical card and send it?  Lick a stamp?  Do you even know where to get stamps?  Didn't think so.  

You're our people.  This is for you.

Here's to the sarcastic, the lazy, the couch potatoes, that weird cousin at family gatherings they warn people not to talk to.  If you don't know who the weird cousin is...you are the weird cousin.  Welcome!

Discards are snarky electronic greeting cards for most occasions.  Birthdays, Thank Yous, Mother's Day, Christmas, etc.  We haven't done any condolence cards yet because that seems too far. 

Anyway...we're quietly turning it on today, April Fools, because if things don't work out we'll claim it was a joke.  You can't prove otherwise.

It's free to try a few. 

Team Discards